Akpors Joke

Akpors Joke What is your name?
AKPOS:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- tell me properly!
AKPOS:- Michael Peter
OFFICER:- your father’s name?
AKPOS:- M.P
OFFICER:- what does that mean?
AKPOS:- Moses Peter
OFFICER:- your native place?
AKPOS: M.P
OFFICER:- is it Makurdi Purum?
AKPOS:- No, Minna Port
OFFICER:- what is your qualification?
AKPOS:- M.P
OFFICER:- (angry) what is it?
AKPOS:- Metric Pass
OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?
AKPOS:- M.P
OFFICER: meaning?
AKPOS:- Money Problem
OFFICER:- what is your personality?
AKPOS:- M.P
OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?
AKPOS:- Monacrotic Personality
OFFICER:- I see… I will get back to you.
AKPOS::- sir, how’s my M.P?
OFFICER:- and what’s that again?
AKPOS:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- M.P!
AKPOS:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!